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Thu Dec 10, 2009
The Jihad Whisperer
When good Muslims go bad, there’s one man who’s their best friend. Barack Obama. No terrorist is too much for him to pander. He reinvigorates wilting jihadists; he endangers free people. He is The Jihad Whisperer.
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Mon Aug 17, 2009
Socialist Agenda Involved in High-Speed Pursuit
With President Obama’s reckless, socialist agenda grinding gears, have you noticed how much it resembles a California high-speed pursuit? We have all seen news coverage of the imbeciles who attempt to escape the small armies of law enforcement officers equipped with high-performance police cars and helicopters. The fugitives never get away, but reality doesn’t deter them from attempting to make the inevitable failure succeed. Though these criminals may have no regard for the general public’s safety, many psychologists believe they have no shortage of perilous vanity.
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Wed Jun 24, 2009
Yes Sir, Senator Boxer
“Take caution in your tone, [Senator], I’m a fair guy, but this [expletive deleted] heat is making me absolutely crazy.”
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Wed May 06, 2009
Revisiting Rip Van Winkle
In Irving’s story, Rip falls into a liquor-induced coma after encountering a gang of reveling little urchins one day on a mountain. Like poor old Rip, I feel as if I am dealing with an awfully bad hangover myself these days. For the past four months, the president has been pouring his socialist tonic down America’s throat, and now I am ready to vomit.
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Fri Nov 14, 2008
A Letter to My Wrestlers
I felt compelled to publish this letter because of the direction that half of America seems to want to take this country.
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Sat Oct 11, 2008
THE DIVERSITY PARTY
Thanks to the Democrats’ politically correct agenda, I have discovered that I am an American-Constitutionalist (A-C) as opposed to an American-Hooligan-Outlaw-Lawyer-or-Evolutionist (A-HOLE).
NOTE: Missing apostrophes and missing dash in this column are a formatting or technical glitch, not an utter void of a public school English teacher’s understanding writing mechanics.
townhall.com/columnists/LeeCulpepper/2008/10/09/the_diversity_party
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Fri Oct 03, 2008
WHO'S YOUR DADDY, BARNEY?
Wed Oct 01, 2008
I KNEW IT WAS THE REPUBLICANS' FAULT!
A former Marine and high school English teacher, Lee is focused on completing his first book. It is a cocktail of
Full Metal Jacket meets Dead Poets Society. His writing offers a colorful, inside perspective on public schools and shares both uplifting and heart-wrenching stories about the teenage students who are a major part of his life. From the Corps to the classroom,
he emphasizes leadership and ridicules political correctness. Lee jokes that whether accomplishing the mission requires cajoling, comforting, or coercing, he does whatever it takes to inspire his students to think and succeed.
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